I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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