I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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