Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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