All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
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She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
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