Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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