I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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