No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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