So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Randomize