She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
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I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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