My first STD was from a foam party
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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