No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize
