I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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