yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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