D3 body, D1 cock
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
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I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm both gender and math confused
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