If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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