he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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