that's an acceptable place to lick
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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