I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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