i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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