We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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