About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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