where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Randomize