are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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