God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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