he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Randomize
