it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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