she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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