we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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