If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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