i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
As shirtless as possible
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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