Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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