his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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