Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
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in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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