i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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