thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Randomize
