Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
im having a threesome with these popsicles
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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