"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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