Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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