i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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