let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
