Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
This is not my ceiling
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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