I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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