On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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