Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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