it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
When are your genitals available?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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