That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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