My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
im holly from the hills drunk
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
True strength comes from lack of pants
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize