Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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