honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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