i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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