That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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