Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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