For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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