and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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