Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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