office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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